It may be a new month, but we still have items to waste your time with. It’s an abridged version of cool stuff this week, but it is a roller coaster filled with drama and excitement. See what I mean below:

— The hottest topic of the week is how Charlie Sheen has lost his mind and has been basically promoting it to the media and anyone else who will listen. If you care to learn a lesson about what drugs and ego can do to a person, watching this jaw dropping interview with NBC:

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— In lighter news, the Star Wars saga is coming back to theaters, this time in glorious 3D! It was announced yesterday that the Episode I: The Phantom Menace will be hitting screens Feb. 10, 2012.

— Do you workout? Do you need protein? Then the Epic Meal Time guys have you covered. In fact, they have you under a blanket that could cover the United States. That’s how covered you are (dirty language is bleeped out):

— HERE is great advice on how to keep yourself focused at work. Believe it or not, despite common business knowledge, taking a break is ok. Gasp!

— And, finally, Apple has announced its new iPad. Cameras, Garage Band, iMovie, and all the other specs HERE.